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The Conversion of a Devout Agnostic! -----

 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:50 am    Post subject: The Conversion of a Devout Agnostic! ----- Reply with quote

I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!” I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!" I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!” I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me.”
The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today." I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs."
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!” I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and... found my car was gone. I believe in all religions now.
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Amazing that in only 6 months those Muslims have been converted to Church Of England Laughing


I'm glad to see the bunion cleared up too.
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