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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:02 pm    Post subject: German Sex Reply with quote

A German fella approaches a lady of the night.
'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.'
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'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.)
She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position?'
'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze.... Four-sprung Duck technique'
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of the one about the Rabbi at the Audi factory.

I won't tell it.... I'm sure you can work it out.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So Funny! So Funny!

Took me tottaly by surprise - as it did her.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 14, 2017 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neil wrote:
Reminds me of the one about the Rabbi at the Audi factory.

I won't tell it.... I'm sure you can work it out.


No .. Haven't got a clue. Confused



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ralph wrote:
Neil wrote:
Reminds me of the one about the Rabbi at the Audi factory.

I won't tell it.... I'm sure you can work it out.


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Me neither!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope, nor me. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

It was said the Rabbi had a great Foreskin Dick Technique....
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

Oh!


Hehehehehehehe...
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